Please, science, let me live to see the day When we can salvage ancient DNA I'd rather I not expire until I've seen The second coming of the Pleistocene Behold the new Americas Recolonized by Megatherium Climb aboard with me atop this Glyptodon He might seem slow, but oh why would we need to hurry? Generations will stride along, with or without us We'll be as much a memory as Gigantopithecus