What a stroke of luck!
Five new friends and an invite to their pub.
All the beers that I can drink,
Tony didn't even complain when I threw up in his sink.

I've been blacking out again.
That neon green drink is great, but god dammit it stings.
My wife would be worried that I didn't come home
If I had either of those things.

I woke up in a snow bank
I can't find my shirt or my shoes
My breath is completely rank.
But my dreams last night were so nice
My friends were all there to protect me from the cruel ice
And I know they'll always look out for me.